Wednesday, January 23, 2008

LOLCats = -LOL = Hatred++

The mere existence of LOLCats should show how this world is just falling apart. I'll admit that some cats can be funny like this:



And this (Please give time to load, it is worth it)

But the gratuitous use of misspelled words and and 3-year-old phrases really makes me want to vomit in rage rather than think that any part of it is cute. I don't blame the cats, just the cat owners.
You know that feeling you get when your mom/dad/guardian shows that picture of you taking a bath in a sink, or you wearing that blue leisure suit when you were only 3 and you had no control over anyone? Embarrassment. That's what every single cat in those pictures feel like 24/7 because their f'ing owner thinks it's cuuuuute. If you wake up one morning with your eye balls scratched out, I'll produce a small twinge of laughter and say "That's so cuuuuute. He maimed and disfigured you until your unrecognizable."

Note: cats WERE harmed in making of this post. Not really (unfortunately)

More To Come:
Taxes, Getting kicked in nuts, Stupid ass videos on the internet, Cell Phones, Stupid abbreviations, historical sites located in terrible neighborhoods, grocery shopping while on your cell phone (arguing about products), sports fanatics, old women who close YOUR window on the bus without asking, line-integrity police guy, people who say good morning when its clearly afternoon, mock crab, that fucking guy

7 comments:

iball99 said...

What really chafes me is that i can't post pictures of LOLCats in a comment here.

-Angry

gc said...

I don't get it. It's a picture of blackness.

Big O said...

gc: You gotta wait for it to load. It's an animated gif file. Hopefully it comes through. It's about 8MB. Took 45 seconds on my wifi to cable.

Carl Oberg said...

I finally got that damn gif to load. Nice.

Im on yur internetz!

Anonymous said...

1- You have to click the "download this picture" link. Sat there staring at that white dot for like three hours.

2- Meow!

3- O Noes! I can't has escape velocityz!

Carl Oberg said...

First!

Anonymous said...

what in the sam hell is a lolcat? is it one them new fangled techie wechie thingys?